A Warez Dictionary
- Ware
- An item offered for sale.
- Hardware
- Compensating for software.
- Firmware
- Compensating for hardware.
- Software
- Compensating for developers.
- Freeware
- Your problem now.
- Payware
- Your wallet's problem now.
- Warez
- Your antivirus' problem now.
- Abandonware
- Someone else's problem now.
- Shareware
- Your problem later.
- Beerware/Cardware
- Freeware with a twist.
- Nagware/Guiltware
- Freeware with a migraine.
- Donationware/Careware
- Freeware with a cause.
- Patreonware
- Freeware with a sugar daddy.
- Trialware
- Freeware. For now…
- Crippleware
- Fr__w_r_. Vowels extra.
- Vapourware
- 404: No-ware to be found.
- Alphaware/Betaware
- Duck tape, hot snot, and baling wire.
- Middleware
- Fashion industry for real software.
- Bloatware
- The delusion that more is better.
- Shovelware
- All popular software given time.
- Fritterware
- Diabetes of the computer.
- Camelware
- Horseware designed by committee.
- Crapware
- See software.
- Malware
- Technology is neutral. /s
- Nannyware
- The high tech way to abuse a partner.
- Censorware
- What you don't know can't hurt me.
- Grayware
- Modern™ software development.
- Adware
- Buy. Consume. Procreate. Obey.
- Spyware
- I'm watching you fap.
- Crimeware
- Avoid targets with extradition treaties.
- Scareware
- You're "infected", send 1 BTC to fix.
- Ransomware
- You're encrypted, send 1 BTC to fix.
- Diceware
- Just use a password manager, nerd.
- Treeware
- Books.
- Wetware/Meatware/Liveware
- Soylent Green.
- Delaware
- 1.6 million corporations and counting.
- Houseware
- Designed to fill one's house.
- Cookware
- For making.
- Holloware
- For serving.
- Flatware
- For eating.
- Tupperware
- For saving.
- Silverware
- For guests.